Goo-ology : Suppressed Memories

For many years, the truth about Creme Eggs' dark past was shrouded in mystery. Until now that is. In the course of our work at the Goo-ology Research Centre, we've uncovered some startling evidence of Creme Eggs releasing their goo throughout the ages. Some viewers may find the images disturbing. But they'll probably just make you a bit hungry.

Archaeologists have recently uncovered evidence that Creme Eggs have been letting their goo out for millions of years � since the age of the dinosaurs even. This picture shows a fossil of a dinosaur with a fossilised Creme Egg in its mouth.

Some people say God said 'Let there be light'. But we've recently made a discovery indicating this is misquote, and God actually said 'Let there be goo'. This picture shows part of the Sistine Chapel paintings with Adam's finger reaching out for God's. In between the two is a squashed Creme Egg.

In olden times, Creme Eggs were a rare site. So this incredibly rare image is a priceless record. This black and white picture shows a Creme Egg that has thrown itself in front of a penny-farthing bike as it's being ridden down the street. The Creme Egg has been cut in two by the front wheel.

Neil Armstrong might have been the first man on the moon. But what most people don't know is that there was a Creme Egg right behind him. This picture shows a Creme Egg being skewered by the flag that Neil Armstrong stuck into the surface of the moon.

In the height of his career, Muhammad Ali fought a legendary bout against George Foreman. And Creme Eggs were there, right in the thick of it. This picture shows Muhammad Ali punching George Foreman in the face, but a Creme Egg has leapt into the fray, getting squashed in the process.

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